Tiger Woods buys a Morgan and goes for a driving holiday. He pulls into a gas station and the owner has never seen a Morgan before. He looks all round the car asking questions and is very interested. Tiger opens the glove box and out drops one of his golf tees. "What's that?" says the mechanic. "I put my balls on it when I'm driving" says Tiger. "Christ", says the mechanic, "Those guys in Malvern think of everything!"
