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by Morganmike - 21/09/26 07:54 PM
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Robbie
2021 Plus Four -- Helga
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"Fettlebodge"--A chief of the PaddyMogs
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All this talk of roasting birds reminds me
My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of Swan Vesta's, his little face lit up when he tried to walk..
Unfortunately, I forgot to remove the sandpaper from the bottom of his cage.
2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Con Green +8 prev
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Don't laugh.....it is all true...
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn
the hard way.
07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable
size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
Forward this to every one you can remember right now!
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!
2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
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Needs to Get Out More!
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What is Miley Cyrus having for Xmas ?
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Twerky with all the trimmings.
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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Richard
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 I'm getting so sick of these left-wing trendies taking liberties with the old classics.
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Bring back Judge Jeffries!!
I fully agree this and falsh photograhpy being pre announced on the news makes my blood boil.
Victor Meldew lives!!
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Asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She replied, Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight.
I said, Wow!
Then her friend said, She means 6663629.
Merry Christmas. I
Richard
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When I was a single lad out every night with my old mate we would end up at the Chinese take away near his parents . By did I fancy the Chinese girl but suffered at the hands of my mates , everything from a 69 to a bit on the side. I ate that many its put me off.
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