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Did not know that there are also in Wales already ... (beside this: a really good one, puts a wide grin on my face)
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Yes they have quite a few in Wales, not in Llanfair...... though I'm afraid, so the joke is not 100% correct but funny and I'm glad it made you smile Ralf.
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True story:
Big cheese visits local office. Everyone on best behaviour and with name badges.
Big cheese walks down row of selected employees in the style of HRHQE2.
One employee named Terry Mysiuk.
Big Cheese:
"What an unusual name, how do you pronounce it?"
Employee:
"Te - Ree"
Yes it happened.
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Got to love it. Similarly, my project manager wife in a business meeting did the same thing. Actions were being assigned and she assigned one to Bob Slawnewscski. Someone asked 'how you'd spell it'? She replied B-O-B.
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True story:
Big cheese visits local office. Everyone on best behaviour and with name badges.
Big cheese walks down row of selected employees in the style of HRHQE2.
One employee named Terry Mysiuk.
Big Cheese:
"What an unusual name, how do you pronounce it?"
Employee:
"Te - Ree"
Yes it happened. One of my dad's submarines was paid a visit by Flag Officer Submarines. As the Admiral inspected the men on the casing he turned to the skipper and asked "do you know the names of all your men"? He replied that he did. "What's this man's name"? asked the admiral. "Smith" said the Captain. The flag officer turned to the man and asked him his name. "Jones sir ! " came the reply. After the top brass had departed the skipper rounded angrily on the sailor. "SMITH !!! Why the bloody hell did you tell him your name was Jones" ? "Well Sir. Before the Admiral came on board you said to give him the answer he wanted if he asked us any questions, and I could see he was dying to catch you out".
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Once upon a time there lived a King.
The King had a beautiful daughter,
The Princess.
But there was a problem .
Everything the Princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
Metal,
Wood,
Stone,
Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her .
Nobody would dare marry her.
The King despaired .
What could he do to help his daughter?.
He consulted his wizards and magicians .
One wizard told the King. " If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured".
The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition .
Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth.
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel .
But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted.
The Prince went away sadly.
The second Prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world
and would not melt.
But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.
The third Prince approached. He told the Princess, " Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there".
The Princess did as she was told , though she turned red.
She felt something hard . She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The King was overjoyed. Everbody in the kingdom was overjoyed .
And the third Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question; What was in the Prince's pant's ?
M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth , not in your hand.
What were you thinking ??
I WORRY ABOUT YOU LOT SOMETIMES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A very funny deadpan man
Remembering Trigger who passed away today after losing his battle with pancreatic cancer RIPhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O8SgaDOock
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A tragic loss of a man who brought so many laughs.
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