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Wayne Rooney has been told he will not be allowed to leave to one of United's main rivals, which currently rules out Norwich and Southampton  Surely Southampton or Newcastle ?
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Wayne Rooney has been told he will not be allowed to leave to one of United's main rivals, which currently rules out Norwich and Southampton Surely Southampton or Newcastle ? Hopefully Newcastle will fall away - all however does not seem rosy at St Marys, first the chairman, maybe the manager and now the most expensive signing suspended by the club 
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Hopefully Newcastle will fall away - all however does not seem rosy at St Marys, first the chairman, maybe the manager and now the most expensive signing suspended by the club Oswaldo has form. He has been suspended at previous clubs for poor discipline, but I agree he has been something of a disappointment. The club's real strength lies in the talent we've brought up from the academy such as Lallana, Shaw & Ward Prowse and the players who've been with us on our way up from the lower divisions (Lambert, Schneiderlin, Cork & Co.) The whole story about the departure of Cortese was a shining example of all that is wrong with rolling news. Over a few days the media had put 2+2 together, had come up with every answer except 4 and had consigned us to self destruction. The actualité is rather less dramatic.
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Plus ça change.... 
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A GREAT ONE FOR AUSTRALIA DAY JANUARY 26
Golden Phone
An American decided to write a book about Famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs, when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by, what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to Heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large Cathedral, he saw the same looking golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. 'O.K., thank you,' said the American.
He then travelled all across America, Europe, England, Japan, New Zealand. In every church he saw the same looking golden telephone, with the same '$US10,000 per call' sign under it.
The American decided to travel to Australia to see if Australians had the same phone. He arrived at Newcastle in Australia and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same looking golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read, '40 cents per call.'
The American was surprised, so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've travelled all over the world and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in all of them, the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?'
The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Australia now, son - "This is Heaven," so it's a local call'.
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Love it...  A GREAT ONE FOR AUSTRALIA DAY JANUARY 26
Golden Phone
An American decided to write a book about Famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs, when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by, what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to Heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large Cathedral, he saw the same looking golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. 'O.K., thank you,' said the American.
He then travelled all across America, Europe, England, Japan, New Zealand. In every church he saw the same looking golden telephone, with the same '$US10,000 per call' sign under it.
The American decided to travel to Australia to see if Australians had the same phone. He arrived at Newcastle in Australia and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same looking golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read, '40 cents per call.'
The American was surprised, so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've travelled all over the world and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in all of them, the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?'
The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Australia now, son - "This is Heaven," so it's a local call'.
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My mother 91 in 2 weeks has been very ill . Last night I put her in her chair in front of the TV as the local news was starting . It was on about the Man -v- Sunderland match . As I was going out the front door I heard her shouting for joy sounds like she is on the mend.
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Not a Man U fan then Jack? If not she'll be fine! 
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David Moyes has promised Manchester United that they will be in a major European competition this year, even if he has to write the song himself.
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