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Sixteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Prefer To Have Dogs Rather Than Wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
4. Dogs' parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're pissed.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em.
11.When you drop a silent one, dogs don't run around frantically with room spray.
13. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't lick'em.
14. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
15. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
And last, but not least:
16. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff.
To verify these statements: Lock your wife and your dog in the car for an hour. Then open the door and observe which one is happy to see you!

Brilliant!!

So true.

That's it. The dog stays!

My dog used to be two faced , the cunning rascal played one off against the other till he got what he wanted . He would sneak up stairs jump on our bed to look out the window . I would shout my head off and he would peap round the corner at the top of the stairs as much to say what do you want b*gger off I need a nap . But the funny bit was he would nod off and then I heard a loud thud he had fallen off the bed onto the floor . He would wander down stairs dazed . On taking him out he would go into all the filthy water and mud he could find . I had to close every door and get the hose out when we returned . Had the hots for a Bulldog for a long while but we have our freedom and when I lost him it hurt like hell .

super, Copy and paste :-)