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The Meteorological Office announced that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as English Weather. Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the UK population , it will now be referred to a " Muslim Weather" ( Partly Sunni  , but mostly Shi'ite ? )   Now that is very funny 
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DUVAL STREET IN KEY WEST FLORIDA It contains naked women so dont look if it offends . I am glad to be a stuffed shirt Brit after seeeing these weird'os. There again who knows could be what a Mog do will look like in years to come. https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5Jz8iVvimK7djhhbHE2cFNCc3c/preview?pli=1
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Brilliant, that's a bit like the one where a chap sees a very pretty girl on the beach and says to her, would you have sex with me if I gave you £1,000,000 the girl immediately said yes ok. The guy said how bout £50 ? The girl indignantly replied what do you think I am. The guy said I thought we'd already decided that, now we are just arguing about the price !
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A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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With her marriage, He got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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