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Best dog in the world is the Hot-Dog...........................................................................
..................................................................................."It feeds the hand that bites it"
Tony
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Learner Plates Off!
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Best dog in the world is the Hot-Dog...........................................................................
..................................................................................."It feeds the hand that bites it"
Tony Good Dog, good Dog...
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-04 Citroen Pluriel, 1.6 Sensodrive, Met Orange
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A guy is at the supermarket when he spots a good looking young woman looking directly at him. She waves and walks up to him. "Do I know you?" he asks. She replies "Actually, I think you're the father of one of my children". Gobsmacked, he tries to think of when this could have happened, and finally it dawns on him. "Oh my god, you're the stripper from my stag night, aren't you? I've never been unfaithful to my wife any other time!". Her eyes open wide and she says "No, I'm your son's maths teacher"...
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Wave & smile... It's a Morgan Member of the Inner Circle
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Wave & smile... It's a Morgan Member of the Inner Circle
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A guy is at the supermarket when he spots a good looking young woman looking directly at him. She waves and walks up to him. "Do I know you?" he asks. She replies "Actually, I think you're the father of one of my children". Gobsmacked, he tries to think of when this could have happened, and finally it dawns on him. "Oh my god, you're the stripper from my stag night, aren't you? I've never been unfaithful to my wife any other time!". Her eyes open wide and she says "No, I'm your son's maths teacher"... 
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Another Kiwi one
Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit
worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to
send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said
nothing but: "Nescafe". Puzzled at first, Mum went to her kitchen and got out the
Nescafe jar. It said: "Great from beginning to end". Mum blushed, but was pleased for
her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from the Maldives a week after the wedding, and
the card read: "Rothmans". Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's
cigarettes to read from the pack: "Super strong King Size". She was again slightly
embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl departed for her honeymoon in New Zealand. Mum waited for a week,
nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. A month passed; still nothing... A card
finally arrived from Auckland on which was written with shaky hand, "Air New Zealand".
Mum took out her latest travel magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,
and finally found the ad for Air NZ.
'Ten times a day, seven days a week, in all directions.'
MUM FAINTED!!!
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Posting Desperado Talk Morgan Guru
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A gay man decides to get a tattoo on his buttocks
On arrival at the tattooist he spots a picture of the heavyweight boxer Evander Holyfield.
"Oh!He's my favorite darling .
Can you do him on the cheek of my arse ?" he asks the tattooist .
So it was done .
On the way out of the store he spots another picture on the wall , this time Mike Tyson .
"Oh, good Lord !" the gay explaims , !I just adore Iron Mike! Can you do him on the other cheek?"
So it was done.
On returning home, his boyfriend say's ,
"Well come on then, drop your trousers and give me a look".
So he quickly drops his pants and bares his arse.
His boyfriend gasps and replies.
"I think our relationship is over!
I sure as hell ain't getting in the ring with those two"
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Part of the Furniture
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Steve A11OGE Red 1989 4/4 4 seater
'A Morgan is for life, not just for Sundays'
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