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Risqué Limerick Avert your eyes if of a retiring nature  There once was a sailor named Cropper My God he had a whopper. Twice round the deck Once round his neck Then up his bum for a stopper!  
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Sounds a bit ropey. Phill. 
.+8 Now gone for a 1800 4/4. Duratec in bright yellow.
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'Twas on the good ship Venus ....
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In defence of FIAT  There is an Italian saying, "Donne e motori, gioie e dolori", which is to say the two things that women and motors have in common: "Women and motors, joy and pain". Nice reply.. :xmascheers: touché. Merry Christmas Chinese style as seen in the Torygraph - I wont spoil it with a car image though :xmasbigsmile: 
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On the theme of the rude bit above........ Man is standing at the urinal and a man at the next one. Glancing across he spies a tattoo on the man's equipment. Looks like LUDO. He says to the man - why have you got LUDO tattoo on ther? It's not LUDO........it's. LLANDUDNO. heard one similar except the word you saw was Wendy, when asked if it was his girlfriends name, he said no it actually says "Welcome to Jamacia have a nice day" 
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A Yorkshire Dales farmer is leaning on his gate, and sees a man dressed in bright goretex walking gear drinking water from the stream, using his hand as a cup.
The farmer calls out - "Ay up cock, tha divent wanna be drinkin from theer, 's full o horspiss 'n cowshite"
The man looks up, mystified. "I'm from London, could you say that again more slowly?"
The farmer smiles. "IF ... YOU ... USE ... BOTH ... HANDS ... YOU ... WON'T ... SPILL ... ANY"
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A Yorkshire Dales farmer is leaning on his gate, and sees a man dressed in bright goretex walking gear drinking water from the stream, using his hand as a cup.
The farmer calls out - "Ay up cock, tha divent wanna be drinkin from theer, 's full o horspiss 'n cowshite"
The man looks up, mystified. "I'm from London, could you say that again more slowly?"
The farmer smiles. "IF ... YOU ... USE ... BOTH ... HANDS ... YOU ... WON'T ... SPILL ... ANY" We have the same joke down here (Int South) just change the walker for a Yorkshire man drinking from the river Thames and the farmer for a cockney docker.  
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Q = Who is the most famous chiropodist ?
A = William the corn curer :santahohoho:
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