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JohnV6
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I can hear Pam reading that....
Wonderful!
Peter,
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2008 XXVII Platform, Bugatti Blue Roadster 4 Seater
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Learner Plates Off!
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A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked.
"B.J. Titsengolf." He replied.
John
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Presumably the B J is Brian John...
I know the Titsengolfs well. I had a hole in one once with one of Brian's daughters whose name was Norma S Titsengolfs, and she was magnificent. She married Henry Gadongas.
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Appropriate names reminds me of some books.... Russian book of " Fleas, A Life History" by Ivan Ellovanic DIY manual..."Leaks in the Bathroom" by I P Squint. "Abnormal Growth of Tortoises" by Michelle Tite. "Car Theft in Tokyo" by Tommy Nicamoto "The Decline of the UK Motorbike Industry" by Peter Out. "Testing of Condoms" by Ivor Biggun. 
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After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and
closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, a woman
sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone.
She started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Sue.
I'm on the train". "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the
four thirty, but I had a long meeting". "No, honey, not with
that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss".
"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life". "Yes, I'm sure,
cross my heart!"
Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly. When the
man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said
into the phone, "Sue, hang up the phone and come back to
bed."
Sue doesn't use her cell phone in public any longer.
Peter ![[Linked Image]](http://bradley.it/public_images/drive.jpg)
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After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and
closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, a woman
sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone.
She started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Sue.
I'm on the train". "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the
four thirty, but I had a long meeting". "No, honey, not with
that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss".
"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life". "Yes, I'm sure,
cross my heart!"
Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly. When the
man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said
into the phone, "Sue, hang up the phone and come back to
bed."
Sue doesn't use her cell phone in public any longer.
Now that I like..!! 
Steve
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Peter,
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Perfect. Who amongst us would dare to do that? (Apart from JtL).
Last edited by BobtheTrain; 05/03/15 08:50 AM.
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