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He would be better suited selling used cars
JohnV6
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2025 MG ZS EV aka Trigger
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Gone to Porsche Part of the Furniture
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It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don't let a kiss fool you.
Confucius Say.
A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius Say.
It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.
Confucius Say.
Man with a broken condom
is called a Daddy
Confucius Say.
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,
doesn’t know if he's coming or going.
Confucius Say.
A drunken man's words
are a sober man's thoughts.
Confucius Say.
Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in, you take it out,
and you lose interest.
Confucius Say.
Viagra is like Disneyland ....
a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Confucius Say.
It is much better to want the mate you do not have
than to have the mate you do not want.
Confucius Say.
A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don't get it.
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Gone to Porsche Part of the Furniture
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Saying 'Grace' before dinner !!! You don’t have to know Chinese to understand this. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=604775426257928
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Well trained dogs. But an odd thing to do to them. Seemed cruel to me
JohnV6
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2025 MG ZS EV aka Trigger
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Confucius say, 'woman's kiss like spiders web. Leads to the undoing of flies'.
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Posting Desperado Talk Morgan Guru
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Watch out on these estates for a Muffin these birds are keen FANS for the hard'y cock or too . Being a part time hornithologist I quite like the puffed chested tits but can never catch them so spend just looking .  We have a local estate very similar.. Same here! Some interesting wildlife to be found there.... The Chav bird in all is variants.... Muffin top Chardonnay Greater tattoed wannabe celeb bird. A common series of calls/communication..... Woteva... Innit... Pass the Jaegerbomb... Where's me child benefit?.... 
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Posting Desperado Talk Morgan Guru
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Neil my brothers b/inlaw caught his in his flies and had to be taken to hospital to get it out of the zip it was well caught . All his wife could do was laugh while he screamed in pain I wonder how hard the pain was. 
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Luigi is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Luigi, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit¦ a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."
Luigi asks, "So, what do I do with these things, doc?
The doctor replies, "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.
If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen!', ...you hit her with the shovel.
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Is this an advert to flog us some paint .
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Is this an advert to flog us some paint . Some people have no scrotums...OOPS! Scruples
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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