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by Morganmike - 21/09/26 07:54 PM
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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home . As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door , the guy starts feeling horny . With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling , he says to her, "Honey, would you have sex with me?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" he asks, grinning at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's to risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much!"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you...."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on , and the girl's older sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled , and in a sleepy voice,
she says :
"Dad says to go ahead and have sex with him, or I can do it...or if need be mum says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"
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  Brilliant
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Very good - even Sue chuckled!
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 Very good!
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Very good - even Sue chuckled!
 said arn't all OZ women called Sheila. 
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No some are called Cheryl, and the Sheilas who aren't called Cheryl are called Sue 
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Very good - even Sue chuckled!
said arn't all OZ women called Sheila. yes, but Sue's from the NE of England...
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Sorry  I live their Geordie women now't like them where aboots is she from gannan up thore this afternun. yes, but Sue's from the NE of England... [/quote]
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To much wine last night I see.  No some are called Cheryl, and the Sheilas who aren't called Cheryl are called Sue
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