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I've been told (although never verified it myself) that the Chinese character meaning 'trouble' is composed of 2 instances of the character meaning 'woman' under the character meaning 'roof' smile


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Originally Posted By Hamwich
I've been told (although never verified it myself) that the Chinese character meaning 'trouble' is composed of 2 instances of the character meaning 'woman' under the character meaning 'roof' smile


He he - I think it's danger and opportunity!


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I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat................


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Originally Posted By athelstan
I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat................


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iV8k0J10q7Q


I bet someone at BBC had a stiff talking to about that!
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A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a down slope. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide and end it all.

He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.
He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man down on the sidewalk skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all.

He started thinking, "What am I doing up here feeling sorry for
myself? I still have one good arm to do things with."
He thought, "There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life."

He hurried down to the sidewalk and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he lost one of his arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with one arm if the guy could go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again.

He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"

He said, "I'm NOT happy. My balls itch........."






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I nearly became a Doctor


When I was young I decided I wanted to be a Doctor so I took the enterance exam to go to Medical school.

One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered " spine " are now doctors today.

The rest of us are sending jokes via email to TM.

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Top ho JTL. this went down very well over Saturday evening meal with our friends.


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