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by Morganmike - 21/09/26 07:54 PM
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Joined: May 2010
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Needs to Get Out More!
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 One less mad cow!
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Con Green +8 prev
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Not a bad use for them!
No idea if they know anything about cars, but then they didnt know anything about Government, either.
Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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Richard
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Cracker!!!
Graham (G4FUJ)
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Drive on the Wild Side Part of the Furniture
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Brilliant, put it on Facebook, you'd go viral
Adrian
Buggered Off, to a modern none leaky car, heart's still ticking
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JohnV6
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Jays
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L - Learner Plates On
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Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First
Minister’s chauffeur driven car.
Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it
full on and the car comes to a stop.
Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the
chauffeur : " You get out and check - you were driving."
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the
animal is dead.
" You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says
Nicola, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.”
The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse
and returns five hours later totally plastered, his hair ruffled and with a
big grin on his face.
" My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola.
The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the
farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap - up
meal and the daughter made love to me."
" What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola.
" I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I
said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow."
Tony
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You know it makes sense! 
