Next time steer clear of the shorts (girls) they're trouble and you lose count..
Next morning get a case of this down your neck and a NI full fry up..
It won't fix anything but at least you get rid of half the night befores problem....
What did you expect a fiddle
A pub in Ballymena does a "gluttonburger"
It's a full NI breakfast between 2 pieces of soda bread.
We used to have one for lunch when I was over there for a work session, washed down by Guinness.
Awesome!