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From a friend from the Morgan Group Germany F/B site. They have have had enough of the recent pan EU decisions..
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive sheila.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The sheila notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Aussie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
"Bloody thing's an hour fast!"
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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Richard
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Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE
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Private Eye at it's best (why don't they do an electronic subscription??).
Richard
1976 4/4 4 Seater
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Talk Morgan Sage
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An angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking,
drinking and sex if she wants to get into Heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
The angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but
then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my
boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my
skirt, and made love to me right then and there."
"They don't like that in heaven", said the angel
The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Poundland either!"
Neil
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Richard
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We have a lot of low milers according to a recent survey...
 
Daniel
I'm not a Morgan owner...yet!
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From a friend from the Morgan Group Germany F/B site. They have have had enough of the recent pan EU decisions..
Daniel
I'm not a Morgan owner...yet!
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