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Talk Morgan Guru
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Love it...... 
A Morgan Identified Fastidious Owner...
2011 4/4 Bespoke, 1981 Delorean, Auburn Boat Tail
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Gone to Porsche Part of the Furniture
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Gone to Porsche Part of the Furniture
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Drive on the Wild Side Part of the Furniture
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Drive on the Wild Side Part of the Furniture
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Adrian
Buggered Off, to a modern none leaky car, heart's still ticking
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Love it...... +1
Richard
1976 4/4 4 Seater
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Black Rat Charter Member
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Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
Keith
2013 narrow bodied + 4 Ruby.
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Brilliant!!
JohnV6
2022 CX Plus Four
2025 MG ZS EV aka Trigger
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There once was a man from Great Malvern,
Who built a car called a Morgan,
Three wheels and a seat,
It was never complete,
He said "sod it, I'll build them with four then"
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New to Talk Morgan
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"I've deleted all of the German contacts from my mobile phone,
It's now Hans free!!!!"
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Posting Desperado Talk Morgan Guru
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Posting Desperado Talk Morgan Guru
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I think you made an arse of the photo .
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From the Edinburgh Fringe:
1. Darren Walsh: I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans free.
2. Stewart Francis: Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse … but enough about Kanye West.
3. Adam Hess: Surely every car is a people carrier?
4. Masai Graham: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
5. Dave Green: If I could take just one thing to a desert island, I probably wouldn’t go.
6. Mark Nelson: Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas.
7. Tom Parry: Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night: day.
8. Alun Cochrane: The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.
9. Simon Munnery: Clowns divorce: custardy battle.
10. Grace the Child: They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for.
Honourable mentions
Jenny Collier: I never lie on my CV, because it creases it.
Ian Smith: If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Tom Ward: I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.
Gyles Brandreth: Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I’m reminded of the definition of a gentleman. It’s someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn’t.
Ally Houston: Let me tell you a little about myself. It’s a reflexive pronoun that means “me”.
James Acaster: Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it. Should’ve been called Look Who’s Hawking, that’s my only criticism.
Richard
1976 4/4 4 Seater
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