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The Daily Joke
The solicitor says to the wealthy "art collector" business tycoon: I have some good news and, I have some bad news.
The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first"
The solicitor says: "Well your wife invested £5,000 in two pictures this week that she thinks are worth a minimum of £2 to £3 million."
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: "Very good news indeed! You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?"
The solicitor replies: ”The pictures are of you screwing your secretary”.
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Not heard that one before...
Richard
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Learner Plates Off!
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John
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JohnV6
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Richard
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Talk Morgan Sage
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Love it! Cheered me up no end.
Best Regards
Lang may yer lum reek
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Love it! Cheered me up no end. It's a cracker
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Has a lot to Say!
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SEX AFTER DEATH
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, can you hear me?”
“Is that you, Frank?”
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed.”
"That's wonderful! What's it like?”
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (and Kris, you'd be proud — lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again”.
"Oh, Frank! Are you in Heaven?”
“No -- I'm a rabbit somewhere in Buckinghamshire."
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That doesn't sound so bad... 
Steve
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