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I never liked electronic ignition .. all seems rather pointless to me ..    Thats a good one!!
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How do the French appreciate individualism?
"Pas d'elle hier en que nous!"
Best Regards
Lang may yer lum reek
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"Describe yourself in three words" "Lazy" 
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I know I've done this one before, but I can't help myself......
What's the motto of the French Navy ?
"à l'eau, c'est l'heure".
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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Attributed to the late Miles Kington, Giles? 
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A drover from a huge cattle station in the Australian outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.
"Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sheila. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
Then I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of the lot of ya!"
St. Peter was very impressed, "When did this happen?"
"A couple of minutes ago."
Richard
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Attributed to the late Miles Kington, Giles? Yes indeedy. 
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters SNIPE into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'spine' are doctors today. The rest of us are posting and reading jokes on Talkmorgan
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When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters SNIPE into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'spine' are doctors today. The rest of us are posting and reading jokes on Talkmorgan The local training hospital has a unique method of training gynacologists...... They are sent out to local painter/decorators to paint hallways through the letterbox.... 
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