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Salty Sea Dog Member of the Inner Circle
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Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly
'09 Gen2 MINI Cooper ragtop
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Posting Desperado Talk Morgan Guru
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Q. What is pink goes in hard and dry
and comes out soft and wet.
A. Bubble Gum.
Q. Whats the difference between Snowmen and Snow women
A. Snowballs.
Q. Why is being in the forces like a blow job.
A. The closer you get to discharge , the better you feel.
Q. Whats long hard and full of seamen.
A. A submarine.
Q. Whats the difference between a penis and a bonus ?.
A. Your wife will always blow your bonus.
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Scruffy Oik Member of the Inner Circle
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My son used to like:
What sort of bees produce milk?
Boo bees.
My neighbour's lad has a favourite: Why do girls wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they smell!
Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE
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A little propaganda from English speaking Canada a good few years back - may appeal to us non tattoo fans. 
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Talk Morgan Enthusiast
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I nearly won a pub quiz play off the other night. Got the last question wrong. The question was "where do women have the curliest hair"?
Apparently the answer I should have given was Fiji.
Morgan Plus 4
Royal Enfield Classic 350
Brompton M6L
Giant TCX Advanced
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Richard
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Brilliant Richard. 
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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Salty Sea Dog Member of the Inner Circle
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+1
Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly
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The problem is not Donald Dumb but the people voting for him. 
Hannes
once: Green M3W; 2013
now: Red 4/4 Sport; 2011
and some practical cars for use in real life
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Talk Morgan Sage
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Exactly. Says more about Americans and their view on the world than anything else..
Steve
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