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Q. What is pink goes in hard and dry
and comes out soft and wet.
A. Bubble Gum.

Q. Whats the difference between Snowmen and Snow women
A. Snowballs.

Q. Why is being in the forces like a blow job.
A. The closer you get to discharge , the better you feel.

Q. Whats long hard and full of seamen.
A. A submarine.

Q. Whats the difference between a penis and a bonus ?.
A. Your wife will always blow your bonus.

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Originally Posted By Neilda
My son used to like:
What sort of bees produce milk?
Boo bees.


My neighbour's lad has a favourite:

Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell!



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A little propaganda from English speaking Canada a good few years back - may appeal to us non tattoo fans.



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2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev





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I nearly won a pub quiz play off the other night. Got the last question wrong. The question was "where do women have the curliest hair"?

Apparently the answer I should have given was Fiji.


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Brilliant Richard. rofl


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The problem is not Donald Dumb but the people voting for him.
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Exactly. Says more about Americans and their view on the world than anything else..




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