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2009 4/4 Henrietta 1999 Indigo Blue +8 2009 4/4 Sport Green prev 1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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You've probably heard some of these, but I liked the first two
My sex life hardly exists anymore, so I've converted to Islam and changed my name too Seldom Bin Laid! ************************************************************** I bought some'Jamie Oliver Sausages' yesterday. On the packet it said 'Prick with a fork. I thought, can't argue with that! ************************************************************** When cooking Alphabet Soup, don't leave it unattended, it could spell disaster. ************************************************************** I had a row with my wife last night, she threw a bottle of fabric conditioner at me and it only just missed my head. It must have been Lenor because it was a bit too close for Comfort. ************************************************************** I love that new Korean vegetarian snack pot. Not Poodle. ************************************************************** If sex with two people is called a twosome and sex involving three people is called a threesome now I understand why they call me handsome! ************************************************************** Just bought an ABBA toilet....what a loo! ************************************************************** I've swapped our bed for a trampoline. My wife hit the roof! ************************************************************** Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them; they said it would be just like winning Lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off, and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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Brilliant especially the last one
JohnV6 2022 CX Plus Four 2025 MG ZS EV aka Trigger
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Richard 1976 4/4 4 Seater
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Adrian
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Richard 1976 4/4 4 Seater
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 Like that Hate predictive text (and autocorrect!) 
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Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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JohnV6 2022 CX Plus Four 2025 MG ZS EV aka Trigger
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2009 4/4 Henrietta 1999 Indigo Blue +8 2009 4/4 Sport Green prev 1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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