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Its not Friday but here goes...
A wife asks her husband a question in a very seductive voice.
“Darling, have you ever seen $20.00 all crumpled up?”
“No” said her husband.
She gave him a very sexy little smile, unbuttoned her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
He took the twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
Then she asked:
“Have you ever seen a $50.00 note all crumpled up?”
“No I haven’t” he said with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
“Now” she said:
“Have you ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?”
“No way” he said becoming even more aroused and excited, to which she replied:
“Good, go look in the garage”
A Morgan Identified Fastidious Owner...
2011 4/4 Bespoke, 1981 Delorean, Auburn Boat Tail
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2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Therefore: never ever accept she drives the M3W! 
Hannes
once: Green M3W; 2013
now: Red 4/4 Sport; 2011
and some practical cars for use in real life
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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the Bricks.
Put them in the accounts Department .
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering .
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning .
If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security .
If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information Technology .
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources .
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.
Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing .
If they are staring out of the Window.
Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved...
Congratulate them and put them in Top Management
Richard
1976 4/4 4 Seater
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There is a certain truth in that analogy..!!
Steve
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2021 Lapis Blue Plus 6  You know it makes sense!  2016 Carmine Red 991.2 C4S
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Those are the words of A VERY BRAVE MAN. 
.+8 Now gone for a 1800 4/4. Duratec in bright yellow.
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Those are the words of A VERY BRAVE MAN. It was probably his epitaph... 
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
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1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Those are the words of A VERY BRAVE MAN. It was probably his epitaph... 
2008 XXVII Platform, Bugatti Blue Roadster 4 Seater
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