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by Morganmike - 21/09/26 07:54 PM
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I had to Google Escher. Very funny!
Morgan Plus 4
Royal Enfield Classic 350
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Richard
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One for the pedants... 
2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Con Green +8 prev
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Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly
'11 MINI Countryman Cooper D All4
'90 LR 90 SW
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Gone to Porsche Part of the Furniture
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FB for seniors For those of my generation who do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day. I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them. And it works just like Facebook. I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist. i stole this from a very good friend, but in my defense, he is getting old and is far to slow to claim the Glory. 
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Ending a sentence with a preposition is nothing to be ashamed of.
Peter ![[Linked Image]](http://bradley.it/public_images/drive.jpg)
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On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.
The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned ‘This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: ‘1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life,
and you can perform for as long as you want.”
The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and asked: “How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.”
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2-3!” Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for?”
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
Peter, there is a reason not to end with a preposition!
Hannes
once: Green M3W; 2013
now: Red 4/4 Sport; 2011
and some practical cars for use in real life
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Frequency of Sexual Activity The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal: North American men between 60 and 70 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky. This has come as very upsetting news to both me and most of my buddies, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.   
 2013 M3W # 793 'Mosquito'
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North American men between 60 and 70 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more) Just goes to prove what I have always suspected. Most North Amercan men between the age of 60 and 70 years are liers, and a small number are politicians (ie. They always lie)
Peter
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