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by Morganmike - 21/09/26 07:54 PM
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Scotch?
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"
"No," said the little boy, "It's a puppy."
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My younger brother springs to mind . He hit 60+ has had ear rings in for years . At my bachelor night years ago with a few mates and a lad from Germany , he did not turn up . So at the wedding I asked in front of his  'where did you get to last night' . He had gone to watch strippers  . His was not a happy person gave him hell . Could not keep it in his pants .  Very good JT! 
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Beer = Hops
Hops = Plants
Plants = Salad
Therefore :-
Beer = Salad
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Beer = Hops
Hops = Plants
Plants = Salad
Therefore :-
Beer = Salad Why is this in the jokes thread ? Surely it should be in a "healthy living tips" one.
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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Beer in the middle ages was healthy as water would kill you due to contamination. You are right this is not a joke more a health trend! Here is to "fluessiges broed" 
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Beer in the middle ages was healthy as water would kill you due to contamination. You are right this is not a joke more a health trend! Here is to "fluessiges broed" 5 a day perfect job done  . Besoffen.... 
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Beer = Hops
Hops = Plants
Plants = Salad
Therefore :-
Beer = Salad Works for me!
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