May I suggest Talk Mog comes with a health warning , followed with a warning check the air in your tyres may need more than a few extra pounds to match the stomach . By the way I also love German marzipan stollen . That party tomorrow night is in the LDS church so no coffee , chocolate, booze of any kind , better not be myself AGAIN . The last time I went I strapped on my kilt one of the old dears kept asking that question , thank goodness I did not do my party trick and strap a carrot to my leg with cellotape .
Apple pie without cheese - is like a kiss without a squeeze. That`s what I learned as a child.They go well together. Stilton for me with Christmas cake though.
Still the M-in -L gave me my Christmas box last night when we called , its not even wrapped . One rather large box of liquorice , I dived into it last night and so did could have sworn its for me. Hell I must have drank to much as a lad and it has not worn off informs me thats just a treat its not my Christmas box.
Reached into the cupboard for a nightcap and the first bottle I put my hand on was a bottle of Liquore di Liquirizia (only 25% alcohol so I had a second). Naturally it brought to mind JTL's post.
Go on rub it in sitting with a cup of coffee a slice or two of that would go down a treat. Still the M-in -L gave me my Christmas box last night when we called , its not even wrapped . One rather large box of liquorice , I dived into it last night and so did could have sworn its for me. Hell I must have drank to much as a lad and it has not worn off informs me thats just a treat its not my Christmas box . Someone wake me up please M-in-L giving me a prezzie what next the Euro less odds thats for sure. Reckon she will want a new broom stick for Christmas AGAIN .
JTL if my MIL gave me a big box of liquorice, it would be her way of saying to me "eat all of this and it will give you what you give me all year"(The Sh 1 ts)
Graeme she has spoken little to me for years I stole her daughter, well what do you expect once she saw me I had to fight daughter off STILL DO. Come to think of it I could never get a word in while she was casting her spells . Along with Jnr asking her if she had a broomstick and a black cat, cos daddy told me you ride on it at midnight . I was with June and her parents in the back of the car F-I-Law almost p*ssed himself laughing . I could feel the heat on my back as she cast a spell . The best bit was when we took them to Manchester a few years ago on a red hot day . I turned the Air Con up F-I-Law said " that just right for me" when he got their, "that was great I was cool all the way " While M-I-Law had been frozen stiff all the way .
Pops her head over my shoulder spots what you wrote speaks of my licorice and I ask "where is it" she gets it out of a cupboard I get a stick then she helps herself to some the same size . Could have sworn it was for me .
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could have sworn its for me. Hell I must have drank to much as a lad and it has not worn off 
. I was with June and her parents in the back of the car F-I-Law almost p*ssed himself laughing . I could feel the heat on my back as she cast a spell .