Well wont be using the same place this year . It was crap , both June and I said its gone down . Arrived and almost empty sat next to where they set up the music and singers . Only this time it was in the bar I had to look down towards them loads of flashing lights not my cup of tea . No singer just the locals . The men to pissed to speak and remember the words the woman ( think can your
sing ) .
The food plenty of it Big Graham always springs to mind , but not this time chicken curry was watery , rice sticky , buns to thick to taste the turkey and not into Chinese stuff . I spoke to Lord T who owns it thought I was years younger , whats he after . So chatted to his older son a nice lad . His younger one bats for the other side him and his mates just blocked the passage way to the loo . Every time I went I said "shift your ass lads "
Then midnight the men happy as pigs in Sh*t along with being rat arsed and the women grumpy one woman jumped over for her kiss when
was talking to the boss . The randy old git said ." How did your husband manage to marry a 22 year old " . One black lad dancing with all the women and he was good . Looked at June and we both knew time to go at home sat in chair and fell asleep a dig in the arm bedtime . 6am up to loo followed by
. 11am crawled out of bed feeling rough only had 1 1/2 shandy's all night
inform me they made me snore like a pig ( nice to get my own back ) . Off to see my out laws now .
May love increase and cares all cease
and all the world rejoice in peace
HAPPY NEW YEAR XXXXXXXXXXXX there's some new years kisses for the hard put onto wives and girl friends in your lives .
