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You are not letting slip you are one of those lads who like sucking a sexy womans toes . If I did that to  it would be the same as sticking my tongue on one of those ice Jubbly you used to buy years ago . 
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You are not letting slip you are one of those lads who like sucking a sexy womans toes . If I did that to it would be the same as sticking my tongue on one of those ice Jubbly you used to buy years ago . Jack it's been so long since I've been with a sexy woman I'd probably settle for that if it was all that was on offer 
Keith
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No its not, what about her in the garage. Just about to nip into mine and run my hands over her then have a feel of the leather and a sniff of the rubber . Before returns and takes me to feed the ducks and geese . SEE lucky lucky lad loads of birds running after me , got them eating out of my hand , they must be quacker's .  Jack it's been so long since I've been with a sexy woman I'd probably settle for that if it was all that was on offer [/quote]
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Supposedly a true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening Times ......I've not checked.
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Stafford station
Leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the
Shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove
Up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.
For a few moments, everything was silent in the cab. Then the shaking
Driver said "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights
Out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I
Didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone
So badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely
My fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving
A hearse for 25 years."
Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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Supposedly a true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening Times ......I've not checked.
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Stafford station
Leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the
Shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove
Up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.
For a few moments, everything was silent in the cab. Then the shaking
Driver said "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights
Out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I
Didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone
So badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely
My fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving
A hearse for 25 years."
It's been doing the rounds for years Peter, still funny though 
Steve L.
1996 Plus 8
N22 MOG
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Gone to Porsche Part of the Furniture
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Supposedly a true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening Times ......I've not checked.
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Stafford station
Leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the
Shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove
Up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.
For a few moments, everything was silent in the cab. Then the shaking
Driver said "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights
Out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I
Didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone
So badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely
My fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving
A hearse for 25 years."
It's been doing the rounds for years Peter, still funny though Never heard that one before.....good
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
But she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me
have sex with you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. '
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for £200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
Pants down.'
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, 'The bastard used coins!'
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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Scruffy Oik Member of the Inner Circle
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Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE
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Sounds like a Scotsman .
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