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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her Doctor to ask his advice on reviving her husbands libido . "What about trying Viagra?"asked the doctor.
"Not a chance" she replied ."He won't even take an aspirin". Not a problem', said the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra." "What on Earth is Irish Viagra?"she asked. "It's Viagra dissolved in his morning cup of coffee. He won't even taste it . Let me know how it goes," he said .


She called the doctor the very next afternoon . "How did it go?" he asked . "Oh faith , bejaysus and begorrah, doctor, it was terrible.
Just horrid, I tell ya! I'm beside meself!" "Oh, no! What in the world happened ?" "Well, I did the deed, Doctor, just as you advised. I put the Viagra in his morning coffee, and he drank it.

Well, you know, it took effect almost immediately, and he jumped straight up out of his chair with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulging . Then, with one fierce swoop of his arm , he sent the cups, saucers and everything else that was on the table flying across the room, ripped me clothes to tatters and passionately took me then and there, right on top of the table.
T'was a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!"




"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Wasn't the sex good?" "Freakin jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in me last 25 years, but sure as I'm sittin here, doctor , I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"


ps . has just brought me a mug off coffee ,

Are you strapped down?

Not far off has flue slept in one of the other bedrooms last night so she did not keep me awake. This m/ing I wake up with man flue head like a drum but still go to work . Have you noticed when women have flue you pamper them . But when we get it they tell us to snap out of it nothing wrong with you.

I find just the same- thing is they do not realise quite what a serious condition man-flu can be!

A recent pub discussion question...
What is it about a woman's "birth canal"?
As baby boy you spend 9 months getting out, then the rest of your life trying to get back in!
Disclaimer....
Terminology used in this has been modified to prevent offense.

[quote=Jack The Lad]I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!" /quote]
Well that's no great loss. Drinking from "a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike" coffee is no great reason to enter Starbucks.

* Who recognises the quote?

HHGTG

Which, in a scifi coming to be way, we now all carry. The only thing it lacks is "the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover"

Found this amusing - google mapped a client to visit the other day and noticed a driving instructor who lived amongst a local housing estate that was obviously named by a racing enthusiast building planner.

Always nice to see examples of town planners with a sense of humour. The South Yorkshire Police Operations Complex is on Letsby Avenue