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I hear there's an Italian place next door called Pizza cato. They've got an exciting new menu in.
I tried it, they didn't have any cutlery.
"this means the end of the horse-drawn Zeppelin!" - N Seagoon
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Roger Waters is considering playing the wall there if Trump builds it!
Best Regards
Lang may yer lum reek
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Roger Waters is considering playing the wall there if Trump builds it! To him (Roger) it would just be another brick
Graeme: 2011 +4
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Needs to Get Out More!
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"
Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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(somehow I thought this one was rather appropriate for TM - I couldn't resist...)
Somebody just threw a bottle of Omega-3 at me. It really hurt.
But don't worry, my injuries are only super fish oil.
Doug
1985 4/4 4str, Jubilee Blue
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I went to see La La Land last night and was very disappointed.
I assumed it to be about a stuttering Air Traffic Controller.
John
2015 Plus 4 (GDI) Sport Green
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(somehow I thought this one was rather appropriate for TM - I couldn't resist...)
Somebody just threw a bottle of Omega-3 at me. It really hurt.
But don't worry, my injuries are only super fish oil.
That's definitely one for Stewart 
2009 4/4 Henrietta
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2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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I went to see La La Land last night and was very disappointed.
I assumed it to be about a stuttering Air Traffic Controller.
Like it.
.+8 Now gone for a 1800 4/4. Duratec in bright yellow.
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I went to see La La Land last night and was very disappointed.
I assumed it to be about a stuttering Air Traffic Controller.
Like it. +1
Richard
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