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How about the aeroplane type loo? Super suction. Same as in cruise ship bathrooms. A safety feature is that the lid covers the flush button so you can't flush while seated! 
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Best working system with an always clear result I have experienced in the USA. Most comfortable high tech ones but in need of getting used to in Japan.
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When I worked in Switzerland, a few places boasted 'Closomat' toilets. They had two elbow-operated levers mounted on the flush box.
Once you had dropped your load, the first lever sent a jet of warm water straight at your bum hole, followed by a blast of warm air to dry everything off.
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OMG...was it a shock Tim!!???? 
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OMG...was it a shock Tim!!???? Fortunately I had been forewarned! I have to say it's not an unpleasant experience by any means.
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Last edited by Graham, G4FUJ; 08/03/17 07:59 AM. Reason: Subject line: tEEth
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I think the product you need is Crapex
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When I worked in Switzerland, a few places boasted 'Closomat' toilets. They had two elbow-operated levers mounted on the flush box.
Once you had dropped your load, the first lever sent a jet of warm water straight at your bum hole, followed by a blast of warm air to dry everything off.
I just loved the Japanese toilets, heated seats, auto open and close both lids, temp control on the water, his and hers washes, auto flush when weight is of the seat and even music on some. Really not much else to do except sit down and then stand up.
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Kim Jong-un doesn't have any problems. The propaganda is that he doesn't poo. I have noticed he is getting bigger though. Maybe if he pushes things on the political front the world will scare him. Might then cause a 
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When I worked in Switzerland, a few places boasted 'Closomat' toilets. They had two elbow-operated levers mounted on the flush box.
Once you had dropped your load, the first lever sent a jet of warm water straight at your bum hole, followed by a blast of warm air to dry everything off.
On a cold day you could take a book, some sandwiches,and a flask.
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.+8 Now gone for a 1800 4/4. Duratec in bright yellow.
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