........Barney the Buzzard busted!Early this morning, we entered High Noon Speed Shop and immediately noticed the M3W uncovered and shop tools scattered about. We knew something fishy was going on and then noticed the front of the M3W. Well enough is enough, and we called Barney in for a little meeting.....more like an interrogation!
Once Barney arrived at the front office, I asked him what he was doing adding that bright yellow painted shield to the front of the M3W? And why in the world did you need your portrait painted on it? And I see you have High Noon Speed Shop painted on the bottom plate too!
After a couple long draws on his awful cigar.... Barney proceeded to tell me that the front round shield is painted old cat yellow for safety reasons. I yelled safety reasons...he replied... yes, you can see that old cat yellow a half mile away! I said then why is your picture painted on it? After a few more puffs of his disgusting stale cigar, he mumbles because I'm the top buzzard around here!!
I then pressed the bragging buzzard about painting High New Speed Shop on the front plate that I intended to put a professionally made Morgan plate on. Barney answered because this is the craziest place on the planet and he didn't want to embarrass Morgan!! He tipped his old cigar and waddled out the door...
You know he just may have a point there....
The Honorable Mayor Of Buzzardville
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High Noon Speed Shop