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DaveW
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'16 Yellow (Not the only) Narrow AR GDI Plus 4
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.+8 Now gone for a 1800 4/4. Duratec in bright yellow.
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Posting Desperado Talk Morgan Guru
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Bosses have to make tough decisions!!!
Business was terrible and not picking up. I had to fire somebody, and I narrowed it down to one or two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
I approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off for now?" she says. "I feel like sh't. If you can wait, I'll do you at lunch time."
I had to let Jack go.
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Scruffy Oik Member of the Inner Circle
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Bosses have to make tough decisions!!!
Business was terrible and not picking up. I had to fire somebody, and I narrowed it down to one or two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
I approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off for now?" she says. "I feel like sh't. If you can wait, I'll do you at lunch time."
I had to let Jack go. 
Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE
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HIGNFY 
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Richard
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Smile, it confuses them Member of the Inner Circle
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Yes the iPhone Ten is expensive but somehow I think it is going to cost me a lot less than Brexit (already has due to the exchange rate slapping)
Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.
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Albert Einstein was a genius. His brother ,Frank, was a monster.  Did somebody buy you the Tony Blackburn book of jokes ? 
Keith
2013 narrow bodied + 4 Ruby.
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Yes the iPhone Ten is expensive but somehow I think it is going to cost me a lot less than Brexit (already has due to the exchange rate slapping) Many a true word spoken in jest.
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Needs to Get Out More!
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While conducting a strip search of a suspected drug dealer police found a large amount of crack down the rear of his trousers.
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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