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This guy called John goes fishing off a pier.
He finally catches a fish, and is about to put him in the cooler when he hears the fish cry out "Oh No! Please don't kill me. I'm the only talking fish in the world!"
"Oh yeah?" says John "What's your name?"
"I'm Rusty, the only talking salmon in the world! Please let me loose!"
John thinks about it for a moment and then decides to throw Rusty back. Five years later John goes fishing at the same place where he caught Rusty and after a few hours he catches this huge salmon about 4 feet long.
"Rusty?" says John.
"John is that you?" asks Rusty.
"Yeah, hi Rusty!" replies John.
"So, watcha been doing?" questions Rusty.
"Well, I've been working and keeping busy. What've you been doing, Rusty?"
"Well John, while I was swimming, I found the Titanic, and it was so beautiful that I wrote a book of poems about it"
"Oh yeah? What's it called?" queries John.
Rusty then says: "It's THE TITANIC VERSES, by SALMON RUSTY!"
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Before he emigrated to America to found the Colgate Company, William Colgate lived in Shoreham in Kent. The house where he grew up has now been recognised by English Heritage as being of historic interest.
It doesn't, however, have any plaque on it.
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Before he emigrated to America to found the Colgate Company, William Colgate lived in Shoreham in Kent. The house where he grew up has now been recognised by English Heritage as being of historic interest.
It doesn't, however, have any plaque on it.  I'm Sorry .....
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As seen in Butcher Boyz in Umlhanga, Durban last week 
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When I was ready to pay for my purchases in the Supermarket,
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the Supermarket hierarchy, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer.
I still don't think I looked that bad.
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Chris Rea is to join up with Dire Straits. They will be called Dire Rea 
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