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by Rex_tulips - 30/07/25 07:59 PM
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Jeremy Hunt was doing an annual visit to a NHS hospital. As always he was looking for something to beat the NHS with to show how badly run and loss making things were.
While Hunt was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the middle of the roll ?"
"Good question," noted the executive. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll. We recycle whenever possible"
"Oh," replied Hunt,, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, "What about all these coloured casts you dispense. Isn't it rather a waste of money?"
"Ah, yes," replied the executive, realizing that Hunt was trying to trap him. "We ask that any patient wishing a coloured cast donates £1 which is far in excess of the 10p the colouring actually costs."
Hunt was determined to fluster the know-it-all executive.
"Well, What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the executive. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the government, and about once a year, at this time, they send us a complete prick."
Keith
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Why is it that many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish towns?
Stirling Moss
Eddie Irvine
Lewis Hamilton
Ayr Town Centre An old one but a good one!
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Love the Ayr Town Centre.
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2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
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Richard
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+1. but it has big words also.
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Geneva 2016 plus 8' The Green Godess' 4 side exits .
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The Jeremy Hunt joke is very good!
Even bigger laugh - he could be Deputy PM today!!
Last edited by NeilL; 08/01/18 09:05 AM.
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I have dug up an old joke book from a packing case....brace yourselves!
A young pretty miss waqlked up to the bow legged chemist and asked..
"May I have some talcum powder, please?"
He said...
Yes ma'm, walk right this way."
She replied...
"If I could walk like that I wouldn't need any talcum powder".
Two millipedes were cuddling. The female was reluctant. She crossed her legs and said..
No, no, a thousand times, NO!"
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