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During my annual check-up I asked the Doctor,
"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?
He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."
I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
John
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Richard
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Hear about the chap who bought a Bonnie Tyler Satnav?
It keeps telling him to turn around...
Every now and then it falls apart....
He ended up lost in France.
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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Same chap went to his doctor.....
Doc, I keep wanting to sing “Green, green grass of home”
Doc....OK
Man...but then on the way here I changed to Delilah, is that normal?
Doc....it’s not unusual.
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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Same chap again...
He is an electrician so for a work van he bought a Voltswagon.
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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As an electrician he has current buns in his lunchbox....
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Watt's up with the electrician jokes ?
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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They always make me want to go Ohm.
Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE
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2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Con Green +8 prev
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Ohm my God.
You have a capacity for dreadful puns.
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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