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Charming boat name   It looks like the guy or girl that owns it may run this company.. https://www.redbubble.com/people/newmodelandy/works/24682736-airy-dick
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When I was young I baked an apple tart and took it to Leeds, Reading and Liverpool. I misheard my maths teacher and thought she said, "Take pie to three dismal places."
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When I was young I baked an apple tart and took it to Leeds, Reading and Liverpool. I misheard my maths teacher and thought she said, "Take pie to three dismal places." My sympathies. I had a girlfriend who asked me to kiss her somewhere dirty...... ........so I took her to Canvey Island.
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I think we can all manage the translation on this one  . 
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An old pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his flight suit and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearman's, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
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I think we can all manage the translation on this one . Is she saying “watch out! those cracks in the road are just getting bigger” ?
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I think we can all manage the translation on this one . Is she saying “watch out! those cracks in the road are just getting bigger” ? Far funnier than "It's only a bicycle overtake it" 
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Well this will start the week off well, apparently in a Ladies Gym in the 1940's - has to be in the USA. https://www.facebook.com/FitnessFamousHouse/videos/552721148265868/
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I think we can all manage the translation on this one . Translation? She has a lot of cheek...riding that far from the kerb.
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