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OOps !

I may well be deported for posting this but it is funny and self deprecating.
I hope our boys go well but against France at this level we will be up against it.

Go Australia

(Maybe we need a bit of sandpaper on the ball...)

We are settling in for a big night of football. Some Antipodean pride on the line here.

In less than one hour, All Blacks V France in NZ followed by Australia V Ireland (round 2) in Sydney

And of course the World Cup Soccer Australia V France in Russia

When too much sport is never enough.....

Can't stand the game - but each to their own.
I just thought team members' expressions fitted the "quote"

That was not easy, outcome is -2 .981 and something. So try 2981 when you use the card when getting some nice upgrades for your Mog!
Bert

Well done Bert .

An older NZ advert that still makes me smile.

https://www.facebook.com/TalesFromNZ/videos/1638344459806666/

And another joke involving a member of the Cloth......

A man who smelled like stale beer sat down on a bus next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes he turned to the priest. 'Tell me Father, what causes arthritis?'


'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being around cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'

The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned,' Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologised. 'I'm sorry, my son. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'

'I don't have arthritis, Father.
I was reading here that the Pope does.'

Excellent