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A man was staying a hotel.
The Spanish Inn.
One night he felt ill so phoned reception. They said they would send a doctor as there was one on hand.
Two minutes later a knock on the door. Man opened and outside was the hotel doctor.
Man said...”my word, what service. Very surprising though. I didn’t expect such a quick call”.
“Ah! Said the Dr. Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician”.


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Originally Posted By sospan
A man was staying a hotel.
The Spanish Inn.
One night he felt ill so phoned reception. They said they would send a doctor as there was one on hand.
Two minutes later a knock on the door. Man opened and outside was the hotel doctor.
Man said...”my word, what service. Very surprising though. I didn’t expect such a quick call”.
“Ah! Said the Dr. Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician”.


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It’s a cracker


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Originally Posted By pandy
About thyme we had some plant jokes.


Rose’s are red
Violet’s are blue

Violet didn’t have a vest on.


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Originally Posted By pandy
About thyme we had some plant jokes.

Keep Led Zeppelin out of this.


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About thyme we had some plant jokes.

Keep Led Zeppelin out of this.


I don’t think we’re on the same Page here.


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Originally Posted By pandy
I don’t think we’re on the same Page here.

C U Jimmy!


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Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.

Both in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!


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Just had my water bill of £175 arrive. That's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think.


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For that price Oxfam might be just taking the p*ss. !!!.



Originally Posted By athelstan

Just had my water bill of £175 arrive. That's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think.

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