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To the low-life who stole my my anti-depressants.
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To the low-life who stole my my anti-depressants.
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A pirate with an eyepatch, pegleg, and hook for a hand walks into a bar.

The bartender notices his leg, "How did you get that pegleg?"

The pirate replies, "It were many years ago - ooohh arrr. I were walkin' on the deck when a wave swept a shark aboard. The shark bit off ma leg - oooh arrr !"

"Wow," replies the bartender - "That's awful. What about that hook?"

The pirate replies, "It were many years ago - oohh arrr. I were walkin' on the deck when a wave swept a killer whale aboard. The whale bit off ma hand - oooh arrr!"

"Oh, that's terrible" replies the bartender. "How about the eye?"

The pirate replies, "It were many years ago - oooh arrr. I were walkin' on the deck when a seagull came outta nowhere and pooped in my eye - oooh arrr."

"And that blinded you?" asked the bartender.

"No, twas my first day with the hook - oooh arrrrrrggg"
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What do you get if you divide 22 sheep into 7 pens?

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All of the organs of the body are deciding who should be in charge:

"I should be in charge," said the brain , "I run all the body's systems, without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart , "I circulate oxygen and nutrients all over."

"No! I should be in charge," said the stomach, "I process the food that gives us energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "without me the body couldn't go anywhere."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the anus, "I am responsible for waste removal."

All of the other body parts laughed at the anus and insulted him.
So the anus shut down.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the heart pumped toxic blood. They all decided that the anus should be the boss.

What is the moral of the story?
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Even though everybody else does all of the work, the ass hole is usually in charge.

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A local council are investigating the dumping of soil in their allotments. Several witnesses have given information.
The plot thickens...


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