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I don't own any PJs Peter. Now wash that image out of your brain if you can.
When I went for a bilateral arthroscopy I did buy some huge superman trousers. Roar & stance (for black adder fans)


Edit Jacobs Leeks Mogg made me laugh out load

I'm thinking of selling all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay.

Imagine all the Paypal.

You could always go cashless and Give Peas a chance..

She certainly has a sense of humour

Like it. Perhaps a not so subtle "dig" at Boris and David Cameron!

While having my b/fast this m/ing I came across this in the paper " Shear agony for blindfolded lover.
An accountant has been jailed for 13 years after cutting off her blindfolded lover's manhood with garden shears .
She confessed that she planned the attack . She struck after persuading him to put a blindfold on . He spent 8 days in a coma and also lost a testicle , claims he still suffers panic attacks .
Now all sitting with your hand over it put your hand up .

ps. just nipping to the loo

Two nuns are asked to help decorate the nunnery by doing some painting.

"We'd love to" says one nun, "but our habits will be ruined if we get paint on them - can we undress?"

"Of course" says Mother Superior, "but lock the door and do not answer it to anyone."

The nuns strip off and get to work. After an hour, there's a loud knock on the door. "Who is it?" asks a nun. "Blind man" comes the reply.

The nuns decide being as the chap won't be able to see them, it'll be ok to let him in. They open the door.

"Thanks ladies," says the man, "Nice tits, now where do you want these blinds?"

A wise statement!