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I nearly got knocked off my bike by a council salt lorry last night. "You Idiot!", I shouted through gritted teeth.  ......................... My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Sound lad. He’s a web designer. .......................... I asked the girl in the toy store where the Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures were. She replied: “Aisle B, back.”
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Groan. The Arnie one should have a health warning.
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So it´s kind of this... ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2019/12/09/06E08B97-C43D-498F-8165-BE30AB247681.jpg)
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Sign on classical record shop - Gone for lunch, back at 1.00 Offenbach earlier.
Best Regards Lang may yer lum reek
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Mozart dabbled a bit with painting Signed his paintings as Mo’z Art. 
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I rather like this.... ![[Linked Image]](https://tm-img.com/images/2019/12/09/Screenshot-2019-12-09-at-17.13.27.png) Sent to me by a Porsche 911 friend/obsessive in Switzerland...
Peter, 66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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For those that have been following the news this will mean something  ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2019/12/13/pob.png) He would have trouble eating this one 
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At your own risk  ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2019/12/15/hoo.png)
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Husband and Wife are Christmas Shopping at a busy shopping mall . The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on his cell. The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do." He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the Bike shop next door to that."
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Husband and Wife are Christmas Shopping at a busy shopping mall . The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on his cell. The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do." He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the Bike shop next door to that." I often get wrong for that......i wonder why 🤔
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