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I have a pile of newspapers in the garage, and loads of serviettes...………….


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That's what curtains are for !!!!..

As I live in a forest with lots of squirrels Im sure their pelts would come in useful !!!


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Supermarkets devoid of Toilet and Kitchen rolls. Car shops loaded with 10" rolls of cleaning rag blue tissue. Could be a bit rough but better than a potato!

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Yes them or "udder wipes" from your local agricultural store, I always have a couple of rolls in the garage..
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Originally Posted by Ray
Originally Posted by Bonesie
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I think the UK press as usual are driving the panic mode button. They should be sticking to facts not whipping people into buying loo rolls & pasta.


Agreed. Having scanned most of the headlines, in the local shop today, they are (IMHO) irresponsible!

My emergency back up supplies are mainly potatoes, cheese and baked beans!


I wouldn't fancy wiping your bum on any of those laugh2
. Might be alright if you peeled the potatoes. scared

Every house has a bidet next to the toilet here. Consequently, despite it all, there has been no panic buying of soft paper products. Medical masks, and any approximation of, and hand cleaners yes, but that is about it. At the moment supplies of masks are unavailable and reserved for hospital and medical use. One company that was selling them at hugely inflated prices had all their stock confiscated and given to the hospitals. We have 4 masks left which are not really medical masks even though they were purchased at the pharmacist in late January. At the moment I am only using one when I go to the shops. Also wearing disposable gloves when I go to the shops as touching things other people have handled is unavoidable.

We are a small town with a population of a little over 10,000 and fortunately we seem to be out of the main areas of contagion. As at this afternoon we have 9 cases reported. That could double over the next few days but then, hopefully, notice of new contagions will reduce.


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Originally Posted by KEVFITZ
That's what curtains are for !!!!..

As I live in a forest with lots of squirrels Im sure their pelts would come in useful !!!


I’ve heard that beaver is quite pleasant to use.


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I have a draw with emergency handkerchiefs hide

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I mean its funny, but not funny. BUT..........

An old Sargent of mine used to dive. He was diving one day and needed a poop rather sharpish. Climbing up the dunes he did his business and having nothing to wipe with grabbed the nearest thing to hand, a nesting seagull.


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Viz comic solved this problem years ago.

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Alistair yes amazing how despite best efforts things get taken the wrong way.
Actually I agree with Peter’s figures and believe that this virus is in fact an awful lot worse than the population is being led to believe. Hence my question “are we not being told something ?”


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