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After an extended period of lockdown....

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon .
He thought to himself, It,s certainly not a ship and and as the speck got closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a boat.


Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet - suited black clad figure.

putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop - dead gorgeous blonde

The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him , Tell, me, how long has it been since you"ve had a cigarette?.

" Ten years" , replied the amazed Irishman . With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit,

and pulled on the sleeve and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes .
he takes one , lights it and takes a long drag .

"Faith and begorra, said the man , that is so good I,d almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!.

and how long has it been since you had a drop of of good Irish Whiskey

Trembling , the castaway replied, Ten years , 'TEN YEARS 'Hearing that the Blonde reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him .

He opened the flask and took a a long drink . Tis nectar of the Gods ! stated the Irishman . Tis truly fantastic !!!!

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle .
She looked at the trembling man and asked , And how long has it been since
You played around ?

With tears in his eyes , the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed ;

'Sweet jesus 1 Dont tell me you!ve got golf clubs in there too!.

https://t.co/iaT20jPg4y https://twitter.com/Ffs_OMG/status/1244334273072685058?s=20

Very funny, Giles. By the way, this is exactly the thumping and throbbing sound of a 912 engine.

"Night Watch" by Rembrandt... brought to life

The Rijksmuseum museum in Holland had an idea: Let's bring the art to the people and then, hopefully, they will come to see more at the museum.
They took one Rembrandt painting from 1642, Night Watch, and brought to life the characters in it. Placed them in a busy mall and the rest you can see for yourself!
BEFORE YOU CLICK on the link below... take a good look at the painting in the attachment at the bottom.
Then click this youtube link and enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/a6W2ZMpsxhg?feature=player_embedded

That's fun. Captain Cocq and the Militia Company of District II. It's a great picture.

Nice one Graham, great idea to liven up the art world a bit.

That is very special. Many thanks for posting.

Erg goed. Nice to see the Heroes are back.