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Brilliant

Thanks for posting

That audience made him work hard didn't they!
Nick

That's really amazing. Thanks for sharing, Hannes. A performance that is impressing and so funny. All the more so because so much digital trickery is being done today which is boring.

British Standards Institute has just increased the distance between the rungs on ladders.
They say that as people are getting taller it is due to climb it change.

Last week we had a painter in. He was a furloughed British Airways pilot. Made a lovely job of the landing.

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots an M2 Competition and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to s**t yourself when I tell you the price."

A man walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?" The librarian responds, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

That' a nice one.👍

I remembered that one when I was opening the refrigerator door to check if the light had gone out.