Better done at Christmas when your 'pain in the butt' neighbour has a new pair of slippers. Pick up a nice bit of 'sloppy' dog poo in a newspaper. Wrap it up tightly and put on neighbours step. Set fire to the newspaper and knock the door and run like hell. Out he comes in his new 'Christmas' slippers. The only thing he can do is stamp on the fire! Uh, Oh!
