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British Rail's "Train jam" 1984....

On my screen it shows as 198..

But, I must confess to not reading the heading at all.

Thank you.

Same reading on my screen: "Train Jam", 198..

...only if you do not watch in the youtube app or on the youtube site. I most of the times go to watch it in full mode when I want to learn something about the channel and/or some background info about the video. Just click or touch the „youtube“ area below the clip and it will open in the youtube app correspondingly.

That's odd, I opened it on the desktop (Windows 10) without clicking on youtube and got the full line, just another of those TM quirks I guess.

It shows the full title on my phone in the post ..... but I was too polite/mean* to point that out.


K

*delete as required

From a Morgan Mate

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery
where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked
vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go
by and nobody sees the old abbot.
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing,
"We missed the "R" ! , we missed the "R" !"
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying
uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"
With A choking voice, the old abbot replies,
"The word was... CELEBRATE!!!"

Polce toay have sa they are nvestgatng a strng of ID thefts.


The wife said if you're bored why don’t you make a bird table?
Now she’s kicking off because I put her in fifth place.


I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
I shouted - “Where you off to Charlie?”
He said, “I'm off to change a light bulb.”
Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said, "That's gonna be a bit awkward innit?"
"Not really", he said. "I still have the receipt, you insensitive prick."

Just loving the bird table