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Joined: Apr 2016
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Great news Hannes, you've supplied the pleasure bit just there!
David
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We are all one big happy Morgan family after all.
Feel selfish saying this next bit but just got an email saying my new build started today so with Hannes’s (have I done that right?) update I have an even bigger smile on my face 🤓😝👍
HB
Plus Four Bentley Velvet Red “Grandi P”
Golf ehybrid thingy “Toadie”
Polestar 4 “Vger”
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Brilliant news HB you are well on the way now  not quite sure how you both are going to contain the excitement though, what a way to start the New Year off  That and Hannes and his good lady doing well is great.
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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These were sent to me by Hal Blaine this morning. I am just the messenger!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The wife is back on the warpath again.
She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
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I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
My next crap could spell disaster.
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My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them.
It was my own fault - I should have taken them off.
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I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night ...
or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
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After both suffering from depression for a while, my wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself - I started to feel a lot better. So I thought - screw it !!!
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I woke up this morning at 8 am, and could smell something was wrong.
I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor - not breathing!
I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonalds serves breakfast until 10:00.
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Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week.
Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.
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The other night my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.
I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
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My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay?!"
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I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom.
It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex!
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Very "un PC", but hysterically funny, especially the penultimate one...
Peter,
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Excellent stuff PaulyG great one's in there 
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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PauliG: Grown up in the late 70's, I assume👍👍
Hannes
once: Green M3W; 2013
now: Red 4/4 Sport; 2011
and some practical cars for use in real life
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Formerly known as Aldermog Member of the Inner Circle
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PauliG: Grown up in the late 70's, I assume👍👍 Didn't we all??
Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
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PauliG: Grown up in the late 70's, I assume👍👍 Didn't we all?? If you can remember, you were not there😈
Hannes
once: Green M3W; 2013
now: Red 4/4 Sport; 2011
and some practical cars for use in real life
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