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+8Rich #689188 17/02/21 09:02 AM
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rofl rofl rofl

I have the steering wheel on the right (left) side so I had to read the story .....

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2005 4/4 1800ccm Duratec and a lot of HONDA CX500.......
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Originally Posted by athelstan
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I have had a very similar incident with my Delorean which is LHD in Australia


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+8Rich #689205 17/02/21 10:09 AM
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Can't help smiling at this 😁




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10 out of 10 and a gold star for that one K rofl

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Originally Posted by +8Rich
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Which reminds me of that other old joke thus:- "What's the difference between a street vendor and a sausage dog ? Well a street vendor bawls out his wares and a sausage dog----------- !!!!


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Well I hadn't heard it - I like it..


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+8Rich #689342 17/02/21 06:52 PM
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Back in the 13th century two kingdoms were at war and the castle of one was under seige.
The attackers used a trebuchet to bombard the castle. As they were short of rocks they cut off the heads of their servants.
One head was sent sailing at the castle and hit the son of the castle’s king killing him.
It went down as....
The first serf face to heir missile.


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Very clever


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I had a Shakespeare moment.
It’s a play on words.


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+8Rich #689351 17/02/21 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by +8Rich
Well I hadn't heard it - I like it..


Rich

Difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
A bad marksman shoots but can’t hit...whereas .....

Difference between a Goldfish and a Mountain Goat?
A Goldfish mucks about in a fountain... whereas ....

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