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Saw something similar on a tintop when they dropped paper licences, the owner clearly thought it was foolish to not have to display & his version was very non PC & I daren't post on a public forum
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The Geography of a Woman as she ages:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel. Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business .
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia. Ruled by a pair of nuts!
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Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Maybe not at this moment in time though 
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
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No1 Daughter sent me this one... ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2021/08/08/bkl.jpg)
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
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Weekend Humor
Mrs. Levy comes to visit her son Daniel for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Rachel.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Daniel’s roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Daniel and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Daniel volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Rachel and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Rachel came to Daniel saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Daniel
A few days later, Daniel received a response email from his Mother which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Rachel, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mother
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2009 4/4 Henrietta
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Learner Plates Off!
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As I get older I find that I only need three shops in my life, Specsavers, Boots and Greggs.
Turns out my life is all Specs and Drugs and Sausage Rolls.
John
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