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I know that feeling. Amazing how when that job is over it appears. I reckon it is aliens  My experience is that it shows up when you need something else and can't find it....
2005 4/4 1800ccm Duratec and a lot of HONDA CX500.......
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Formerly known as Aldermog Member of the Inner Circle
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I know that feeling. Amazing how when that job is over it appears. I reckon it is aliens My wif always knows where it is, I reckon she reads my subconscious mind... or she is an alien!
Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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Needs to Get Out More!
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A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.
The girl has been watching him and says:.."You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says:.."Yes .... How did you figure that out?" "Easy.." she replies,.."you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love.
After it's over the girl says:.."You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:.."Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"
The girl replies:...."Didn't feel a thing."
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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Peter
2009 3-litre Roadster "Ivor", royal ivory / green
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White van man in trouble:
Sick Transit
"Them" and Van Morrison's start to the week:
Gloria Monday.
Best Regards
Lang may yer lum reek
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The day after his mother-in-law disappeared in a kayaking accident, a
Twillingate, Newfoundland man answered his door to find two grim-faced
RCMP officers.
"We're sorry Mr Flynn, but we have some information about your
mother-in-law" said one of the officers
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked.
The troopers looked at each other.
One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really
great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."
The RCMP officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning
we found your mother-in-law's body in the bay."
"Lord sufferin' Jaysus!" exclaimed Flynn.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"
The officer continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best
looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her.
Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960s, and we feel you are
entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the
great news?"
The officer replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow.
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Pure wickedness - I love it..
2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Con Green +8 prev
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JohnV6
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2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Con Green +8 prev
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Learner Plates Off!
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Learner Plates Off!
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I had my leg X-rayed today.
The Doctor said: "your Patella measures 2.54cm".
I said "inch high knees" ?
He said "哦哎也屋2.54惡誒".
John
2015 Plus 4 (GDI) Sport Green
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