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Two good ol’ rednecks boys are sitting in a trailer park supping some cold beers.

After a while one says to the other “If I was to sneak over to your trailer on Saturday night when your out hunting and made love to your wife, and she got pregnant and she had a baby, would that make us kin?”

The other guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally he says “Well I don’t know about kin, but it would make us even”

Excellent - The Silent Service

A guy was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.
She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 180mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" she said. As he hit 180 she peeled off all her clothes.

Unable to keep his eyes on the road, he skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried.

“I can't – I'm naked and my clothes are gone!" she cried. “Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself." Holding the shoe over her lady parts, the girl ran down the road and found a service station.

Still holding the shoe between her legs she cried to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!" The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do…he's in too far:."

Keep them coming guys. All great ones.

In a similar vein ^^^

A farmer in this area called his dealer to report that his combine harvester wouldn't start. He was told it would start again as soon as he was up to date with the payments!! So happening already, if the story is true that is.